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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:47

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com
—
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
PC modding repository Nexus Mods has a new owner - The Verge
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Magic Johnson Bluntly Blames Two Players for Knicks' Season-Ending Loss - Sports Illustrated
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What's the deal with black women who wear straight hair or go bald?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Loons and Moons
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics