What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

PC modding repository Nexus Mods has a new owner - The Verge

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Magic Johnson Bluntly Blames Two Players for Knicks' Season-Ending Loss - Sports Illustrated

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What's the deal with black women who wear straight hair or go bald?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Does beneficial infrared heat pass at all through EMF shields of IR sauna blankets (zero EMF emission)?

Loons and Moons

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics